"The Bear decided to run too.
You see, what the pamphlet didn't tell me
was that you should never run from a
bear.
Because the bear will chase you, forever."
Neil Sharpson's Don't Trust Fish was one of my favorite books from 2025. I read it numerous times to others, and would still be willing to share it again and again. His collaboration with Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat for this second book is sure to be another hit with kids.
FANCY TRAVELING PANTS turn out to be a gift that just keeps on giving when they encourage their new owner to take a trip from Ireland to Alaska. The bright orange cargo pants are constructed to help in many ways with his travels. Bright enough to be seen should he get lost, with lots of pockets, and a leg that converts to a life vest; not to mention they are water resistant. What more can one ask?
The traveler knows something about Alaska: mountains, trees, bears, lovely people, and more bears. Feeling quite pompous about his bear knowledge, he tries to refuse the offer of a pamphlet meant to help should he encounter a bear. To his amazement, it is minutes before exactly that happens. He bumps head on into a huge bear. Taking out his pamphlet, he finds it has much information about them, but nothing helpful in the moment.
It takes no time to surmise that he is in the bear's territory (the pamphlet said so) and that his best bet would be to appear confident. He is not, and determines to make fun of the bear. Then contrite about his teasing, he seeks what the bear wants. An accomplished artist, the bear draws a picture of it making a meal of the man. YIKES! Off the man runs at high speed, only later learning one should NEVER run from a bear. The bear is persistent and patient and doesn't know how to give up the chase! Once caught, the bear does exactly as it has promised.
A stroke of great good luck has a tiny snowflake landing on the bear's head. This arrival of winter puts the bear into a deep sleep with the man inside, and caught there by his FANCY TRAVELING PANTS. At the hospital, the pants could not be saved, leaving the man to spend endless days there. To use his time wisely, he devises a new pamphlet which needs an accomplished artist to finish it. Need I say more?
""In fact, it might work better as a picture book," she said.
What's that?" I asked.
"It's a book where you write very little and an artist does most
of the real work," she said.
"Hmmmm ... " I said.
"You'll need someone who's very good at drawing
and who knows the whole story," she said."
Imagine their surprise to hear a knock at the door!
Filled with jokes and wordplay that will have listeners in stitches, Mr. Sharpson has created another book that will be a favorite with many. As happened in their first book together, Dan Santat adds his own brand of quirky humor to each spread. Filled with energy and an absurdity that enhances Mr. Sharpson's comic timing and wit, he uses pencil, watercolor and Photoshop to add hilarious detail and further meaning to the constant action. Please be sure to take a careful look at the endpapers.














