"In the future, lots of people are named
CHARLIE CHEESE FACE
There's an interesting reason why,
but we don't have time for that story.
I have too many other things to tell
you about the future."
Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris have done their best, in this new book, to ensure their audience is attentive to the ridiculous changes in language the future may bring. They are also set on inspiring laughter at every turn of the page. It begins quite innocently, letting readers know things will be very different in years to come.
For instance, the sun will be called the moon, and the moon the sun. Morning will be called night, and night morning. The first sign that things are changing even more dramatically comes when readers are told bananas will be called apples, and there will be no longer be any apples. No explanation ... it's time to move on to the next change (see above). The changes become more absurd by the minute as readers eagerly continue page-turning.
Cows and cats have new names; dogs remain dogs. Numbers have even been changed with knowledge that everyone will become accustomed to it. Reactions to common occurrences and phrases are impossible to explain. Even a new color is announced.
"BLORANGE
Blorange is a very famous word
in the future because there are
no words that rhyme with it!"
Can you hear listeners response when they hear that? On the narrator goes, introducing the supermarket (silly word) as being called the 'bolly bolly hoo hoo'. This is followed up by an uproarious two-page dialogue between two characters who manage to use most of the new language so carefully presented in preceeding pages.
Why not get kids together to create their own short story using what they have learned about conversation in 'the future'? The sky's the limit when taking this premise to a logical conclusion in the imagination, since we don't know what the future holds for us.
Shawn Harris' ink and acrylic (and boldly colored) illustrations match the absurdity of the text in every way. There is joy, and considerable humor, as he interprets the text for full impact in a book that is entertaining enough to spur repeated readings.












