"Santa,
If this is a joke, I am not Ho Ho Ho-ing.
The suit doesn't suit me. My bedroom is snowing!
Your reindeer are grazing - they started at dawn!
My dad's getting mad that our lawn is half gone.
The sleigh is illegally parked on the street,
and pigeons are pooping all over the seat.
PLEASE come and take all your stuff back today!
(And also, confirm: are my gifts on the way?)"
Jake's first letter to Santa sets the tone for the back-and-forth correspondence that the two have throughout the course of this timely book. Many kids will be writing their letters to Santa in days to come. Jake asks a few questions about the North Pole; then goes on to let Santa know he has cleaned his room a few times in the past year. He also suggests that Santa look carefully at the list Jake is including in his letter.
It's easy to see that Jake is not likely the guy to inspire Santa with his many requests. When he doesn't get an immediate reply, Jake writes again. His list is now pages long. Santa's first reply lets Jake know he is not much impressed with the tone of his letters. He ends with an assurance that his elves will be given the task of trimming the list. And, he will be watching Jake carefully in days to come.
Conveyed in playful rhyming verses, with Jake's demands escalating while Santa does his best to let Jake know he is reading his letters carefully and is disturbed by their tone. Jake suggests that Santa take a vacation. Santa takes Jake at his word, making him his interim replacement for the Christmas season.
"And Jake is the boss now, if you can believe it.
When Santa gets mail, now Jake will receive it.
So send him your wishes, ideas and questions,
all your complaints and outrageous suggestions."
Arriving at school the following morning is an eye-opener for Jake when kids start sharing their Christmas wishes. He is surprised to hear the spirit of generosity his classmates display. Lesson learned. His final letter to Santa is just what the big man needs to hear. Life returns to normal. Jake's Santa gift is a big surprise. All is well.
This is a fine read aloud for December fun in early years classrooms. Energetic digital art adds to the appeal. Back matter offers tips for writing a letter to Santa.











